Jumping Off A Cliff

                  

Jumping off a cliff is not as easy as it seems, especially if you're a fish inside a very..stretchy bowl. Yes, I was trying to jump off a cliff and my bowl prevented that from happening too.
                                                                                                                                                                                                       
                                                                                                                                                                                                 

 

I don't even know how it did that. But, you're probably wondering why I wanted to jump off in the first place. These days I feel like no one likes me. I know it's a silly reason but Owner didn't feed me this morning, the Girlfish still doesn't care about me and I was trying to make new friends but ended up getting kicked out. 

However, I'm glad my bowl rescued me. If I had successfully jumped off, I wouldn't have been able to get my new bowl. I haven't seen it yet, but Owner tells me it's really awesome. 

-Fred

Cooking Experience

This morning, Owner's not home and I'm feeling extremely bored, so I decide to try something new. Cooking. After all, how hard could it be? I've seen Owner cook a thousand times and even watch people cook weird stuff on the magic mirror humans call TV. I don't get why it's so entertaining to watch people roast a bug or boringly heat up chocolate marshmallow soup (that would be a cool soup, you gotta agree) or something. Once, I saw them torture one of my very close friends. It was disgusting. Anyway, I tried cooking for myself which didn't really work out. So I was trying to make some sort of shake out of fish food. I put the fish food in, put some water then when I was putting some seaweed in, I fell out of my bowl. I was stuck in the blender unable to get out.

 I was feeling slightly worried because I started thinking, "what if Owner doesn't see me and makes a shake out of me?". I was also mad at myself for being so stubborn and considering making shakes as cooking. I should have made muffins, something I've always wanted to eat. Well anyway, in the end I got out with the help of Owner who thankfully did not turn me into a fish shake. I don't think I will try cooking again for a long time.

-Fred

The GirlFish

I hate my bowl. I really do. I was trying to talk to a girl the other day that Owner had placed next to me and.. well.. my bowl stopped me. She couldn't hear me and she didn't seem to care about my attempts to impress her. I doubt she even knows I exist. But I won't give up, I will find a way to get through this glass. Perhaps I should build some sort of machine..

                -Fred

Well Hello..

Uh..Hello reader! Well I'm just an ordinary goldfish named Fred who just happens to be making a blog about himself..and can read and write, it seems...and use a computer..not to mention, loves chocolate.....so anyway I will basically tell you about myself and tell you about what has been going on lately and so on. Thanks for visiting this blog, I never thought anyone would, let alone take the time to read this :)

-Fred